Sweetness In The Guise Of A Delivery

Yesterday jovial told me to wait for the postman at 2.30pm sharp.Said got important package for me.So I took a nap around eleven,and woke up around 2pm to wait for Mr.Postman.
Waited.
And waited.
No Mr.Postman.
I put my ears to the ground (I was a scout,you see).Then I heard the sound of a motorbike coming along the road,ever so faintly,the slow vroom-vroom from the distance.



I heard a squeal of the brakes,and the unmistakable sound of tyre skidding across the asphalt,right onto my porch.The smell of burning rubber filled the air.I was puzzled.Mr.Postman do not do this.Delivery guys do not merempit,unless you are working for a couple of fast-food chains...wait.
My heart skipped a beat.Could it be?Could it possibly be the notorious rempit delivery boy?!From This Company?!



It was!Seems like Ay bay bay decided to treat me to some pizza out of her first paycheck while training in Ipoh.Aww..How Sweet!
Then the fucker delivery boy say haven't paid.So I pulled out my gat and shove it in his face.



Rempit boy shitted in his pants and ran.And I continued to eating my pizza in peace.Yum.Thanks bay.

Me is Ordinary People.

Ordinary People - John Legend

Girl, I'm in love with you
But this ain't the honeymoon
We've passed the infatuation phase
We're right in the thick of love
At times we get sick of love
It seems like we argue every day

I know I misbehaved
And you made your mistakes
And we've both still got room left to grow
And though love sometimes hurts
I still put you first
And we'll make this thing work
But I think we should take it slow

We're just ordinary people
We don't know which way to go
Cause we're ordinary people
Maybe we should take it slow

Take it slow, oh oh, this time we'll take it slow
Take it slow, oh oh, this time we'll take it slow

This ain't a movie, no
No fairytale conclusion y'all
It gets more confusing every day
Sometimes it's Heaven sent
Then we head back to Hell again
We kiss, then we make up on the way

I hang up, you call
We rise and we fall
And we feel like just walking away
As our love advances
We take second chances
Though it's not a fantasy
I still want you to stay

We're just ordinary people
We don't know which way to go
Cause we're ordinary people
Maybe we should take it slow

Take it slow, oh oh, this time we'll take it slow
Take it slow, oh oh, this time we'll take it slow
Take it slow

Maybe we'll live and learn
Maybe we'll crash and burn
Maybe you'll stay
Maybe you''ll leave
Maybe you'll return
Maybe another fight
Maybe we won't survive
Maybe we'll grow
We'll never know
Baby, you and I

We're just ordinary people
We don't know which way to go
Cause we're ordinary people
Maybe we should take it slow, hey

We're just ordinary people
We don't know which way to go
Cause we're ordinary people
Maybe we should take it slow

Take it slow, oh oh, this time we'll take it slow
Take it slow, oh oh, this time we'll take it slow
Take it slow

Take it slow, oh oh, this time we'll take it slow
Take it slow, oh oh, this time we'll take it slow