Worse Movie Scenes Ever

found this on youtube,and I burst out laughing 10 seconds into the clip.And didn't stop for the rest of the video.It was THAT bad."How bout I take you home....." go see for yourself.

"You called me ignorant?"

Check this clip out,where a British woman called Busta Rhymes "ignorant" for ignoring her requests to "com hear haf a feitou!!com hear haf a feitou!".Bussa Bus was about to go up his bus (hey a pun!) when he overheard that remark,paused in his tracks,turn around,look her in the face,and gave her a piece of his mind.Sweeeet...Woo Hah!!

Freedom

Finally..everything had come to an end.Well almost.Took my last paper this morning,possibly (hopefully,pretty please?)my last exam paper that I am ever gonna take in my life.Now only need to do my thesis correction,hand it up,and my life as a university pre-graduate would be almost complete,and all I need to do is just wait for my convo.WIll be leaving Kota Kinabalu soon, and heading back to my hometown of Ipoh for my training.Man I seriously miss this place.Having lived here for 3 years,taking its transport,walking its roads,eating its food,seeing its buildings and sights,the beaches and the bitches,everything.I'm missing it already.Initially lotta my friends kept saying that they can't wait to go back to their respective hometowns,but later admitted that they too,miss the Land Below the Wind.Got a lot more that I wanted to blog about,certain books/movies/songs reviews,some upcoming plans,and urm..paying my dues.Stay tuned.

WTF?!!?!?!!

That's the word that came to my mind when I first heard the classic line from this song off his Capital Punishment album by Big Pun.I swear, I nearly flipped when I heard that line :"Dead in the middle of Little Italy / little did we know that we riddled some middlemen who didn't do diddily".My jaw dropped.I had to press pause,rewind back a lil' bit,and listen closely again.4 times.WTFZOMGKNNBCCBTNF.How could anyone string words together like that so seamlessly,spit it so effortlessly, and made it sound so dope?And his weight was like,what,500 freakin pounds?!I don't even have any idea how much is that in kilograms.Big Moon Dawg,R.I.P.

The Whatever-Goes-Neverending-Story

One day I was walking by,when I saw this guy, gave me an awkward eye,so I went up to him and say:'Watup,fool?You want me to pop a cap in your ass?',to which he whipped out a namecard which says DICK on one side,and ENS on the other.At this point I was so offended that I could tahan no longer and was about to take out my fofo', when the mild looking man,who look a lil' somethin' like this,



said:'I'm sorry my dear friend,I did not meant to look at you sir oh so strangely,sir,my name is Charles,and I'm looking for a man known as David Copperfield to perform some magic tricks for my son's sixth birthday,and I heard that he is quite the expert in that sorta thing,and his equally funny and talented assistant Oliver twists some of the most amazing tales of two cities that lived goblins,pixies and whatnots.I had such great expectations for them,if everything goes well I would like them to come over for Christmas,Carol,my missus by the way,love magic tricks!I heard he holds the secret to the power of flight,and has this old curiosity shop which sells strange trinkets from a faraway land..'he paused and looked at me eagerly.'Do you know where he is?'he enquired.After hearing all this BS from him,I decided to put one in his head and end this shebang,when out of the blue I heard a voice:'BERHENTI SEKARANG!'

To be continued.